粉红色潜艇
977
8.0
HD中字
粉红色潜艇
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:加里·格兰特,托尼·柯蒂斯,琼·欧布伦,迪娜·梅瑞尔,吉恩·埃文斯,Dick Sargent,维吉尼亚·格雷格,罗伯特·F·西蒙,罗伯特·吉斯特,加文·麦克劳德,乔治·邓恩,迪克·克罗基特,马德琳·鲁,马里昂·罗斯,Clarence Lung,弗兰基·达罗,罗伯特·F.霍伊,尼基·布莱尔,John W. Morley,阿瑟·奥康纳,哈尔·贝勒,威廉·布莱特,迪克·卡利南,Malcolm Cassell,戴尔·卡明斯,弗朗西斯·德塞尔斯,老文斯·迪德里克,Alan Dexter,柯克·道格拉斯,保罗·费斯,
简介:

  美国海军海之虎号潜艇即将退役,海军少将雪曼早早地来到潜艇上,翻看航海日志。看着自己当年的记录,昔日情景仍历历在目。将军思绪万千,浮想联翩…….   太平洋战争初期,美国海军在东南亚步步退守。海之虎号潜艇在港口几乎被日军飞机炸沉,雪曼艇长(卡里·格兰特饰)的任务是在两周之内完成平时需要两个月才能做完的事——把完全失去航行和战斗能力的海之虎号修好并撤退,但时局艰难,海之虎号连最起码的补给都很难弄到。海军上尉霍顿前来报到,此人无论穿着打扮或言谈举止,都象个十足的纨绔子弟,而且有关潜艇专业的知识他一概不懂,雪曼艇长觉得自己又多了一重麻烦。   霍顿上尉主动请缨之下,当上了海之虎号的军需官。谁知这正是最能发挥他长才的职位。他妥为运筹,使海之虎号的军需补给呈现一派欣欣向荣的景象,很快就拔锚起航了,而基地指挥官则忙着追查搬空基地仓库及他本人办公室的窃贼。   霍顿上尉是个很有办法的人,海之虎号起航时引擎都没修好,他雇来当地巫师作法,帮助潜艇顺利离岸;中途停靠地找不到补给,他开设赌场允许当地官兵拿基地的物资来兑换筹码。他也是个好心的人,对于帮助过他寻找补给的人,他都会有所回报,因而海之虎号上多了一个犯过军法的囚犯厨师,多了一群美女军医,多了赌场老板大肚皮的婆娘们及一只产奶的山羊。看在他搜罗军需品的才能份上,这些奇奇怪怪的人和事雪曼艇长都勉强接受下来。   美女军医们上船后,雪曼艇长的烦恼更多了:船员们纷纷装病,以便享受温柔的呵护;一名女军医太过“层峦叠嶂”,雪曼艇长不得不下令当女士们通过狭窄的艇中走道时,男士们要自动消失;同样还是这名女军医,无意中按到了鱼雷发射钮,致使一枚鱼雷没有打中8000吨的日军油轮,却冲上沙滩击毁了一辆卡车……   海之虎号需要防锈漆,霍顿上尉只找到一些白色和红色的漆,从此太平洋上出现了一艘粉红色的潜艇。美、日双方都不知道本方有这样的潜艇,各自下令:一经发现粉红色潜艇,立即击沉。   海之虎号与一艘美国军舰遭遇了,还没来得及打招呼,炮弹便飞了过来,雪曼艇长命令紧急下潜,可他出尽百宝都无法骗得军舰停扔深水炸弹,只因为潜艇上有初生婴儿的哭声帮军舰的声纳作定位。万分危急之中,霍顿上尉建议将女军医们的内衣用鱼雷发射管打上海面。此计果然生效,军舰指挥官一看那胸罩便断定日本女人不会有这么大的尺码。   海之虎号得救了!   最后,霍顿上尉也当上了这艘“神奇潜艇”的艇长 。

4160
1959
粉红色潜艇
主演:加里·格兰特,托尼·柯蒂斯,琼·欧布伦,迪娜·梅瑞尔,吉恩·埃文斯,Dick Sargent,维吉尼亚·格雷格,罗伯特·F·西蒙,罗伯特·吉斯特,加文·麦克劳德,乔治·邓恩,迪克·克罗基特,马德琳·鲁,马里昂·罗斯,Clarence Lung,弗兰基·达罗,罗伯特·F.霍伊,尼基·布莱尔,John W. Morley,阿瑟·奥康纳,哈尔·贝勒,威廉·布莱特,迪克·卡利南,Malcolm Cassell,戴尔·卡明斯,弗朗西斯·德塞尔斯,老文斯·迪德里克,Alan Dexter,柯克·道格拉斯,保罗·费斯,
老板度假去
151
8.0
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老板度假去
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:安德鲁·麦卡锡,乔纳森·斯沃曼,凯瑟琳·玛丽·斯图尔特,特利·奇瑟,唐·卡尔法,Catherine Parks,埃洛伊丝·德约丽娅,Gregory Salata,路易斯·基亚姆布拉沃,特德·科特切夫,Margaret Hall,Timothy Perez,Mark Kenneth Smaltz,安东尼·曼尼诺,Polly Segal,Robert L. Horen,Bruce Paul Barbour,杰森·威奈勒,Jack Hallett,斯德法诺斯·米尔特萨卡基斯,乔治·张,Lou Criscuolo
简介:

  两个年轻人无意中发现公司帐目有人搞鬼,老板为了奖励他们特别邀请他们一起到海边别墅共度周末.两人满心欢喜的到达别墅之後,发现老板被人杀害了,为了不被人冤枉他们开始隐瞒事情的真相,将老板的尸体带上墨镜及帽子,假扮成像是在渡假的人...
  两人靠着老板的尸体,进出社交名流的场合,竟然都没有人发现到老板已经死掉了。全片的笑料都围绕在「死」老板身上,也藉由剧情中的笑料可以看到上流社会人情的虚伪空洞...

840
1989
老板度假去
主演:安德鲁·麦卡锡,乔纳森·斯沃曼,凯瑟琳·玛丽·斯图尔特,特利·奇瑟,唐·卡尔法,Catherine Parks,埃洛伊丝·德约丽娅,Gregory Salata,路易斯·基亚姆布拉沃,特德·科特切夫,Margaret Hall,Timothy Perez,Mark Kenneth Smaltz,安东尼·曼尼诺,Polly Segal,Robert L. Horen,Bruce Paul Barbour,杰森·威奈勒,Jack Hallett,斯德法诺斯·米尔特萨卡基斯,乔治·张,Lou Criscuolo
神游天地
129
8.0
HD中字
神游天地
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:简·伯金,多米尼克·拉冯纳特,宝丽娜·拉芳,伊娃·达尔兰,伊莎贝尔·萨多扬,克瑞娜·巴罗内,Catherine Houssay,Anny Seneque,Eloïse Beaune,洛朗斯·马斯利亚,Agnès Sourdillon,Melissa Chartier,Valérie Morat,雅克·维列雷,弗朗索瓦·佩里埃,米歇尔·加拉布吕,吕菲斯,让-吕克·戈达尔,Philippe Khorsand,Philippe Rouleau
简介:

  故事分成三個章節:主要的章節由高達親自飾演導演,正要趕乘飛機,在24小時內把一部電影的菲林交給監製;同時一隊二人流行電子音樂組合,不斷排練歌曲,最後在路上表演;另一邊廂,愚笨的大肥佬捲入一宗事件,被神秘女人密切監視,最後更被拘捕。三段故事看似毫無關連,實際是高達以電影來討論電影製作和藝術創作的重要。片名看似帶有弦外之音,就像高達暗示,假如監製或其他人要干擾導演的藝術創作,就索性我行我素,忠於自己的道路好了。這大概亦示範了高達如何純熟地運用電影媒體來做評論。
  A film in three chapters: Godard plays the director in the main chapter, rushing to catch a plane to pass the negatives to his producer within 24 hours; an electronic duo keeps rehearsing for their roadshow; a clumsy fat man gets involved in an incident, and is arrested after being watched by a mysterious woman. Seemingly unrelated events, Godard is discussing the importance of film producer and artistic creativity. Godard is making the statement that if a producer or anyone interferes with creativity, it is better for the artist to go one's own way. A showpiece of how Godard uses the film media as his critical essay.

6008
1987
神游天地
主演:简·伯金,多米尼克·拉冯纳特,宝丽娜·拉芳,伊娃·达尔兰,伊莎贝尔·萨多扬,克瑞娜·巴罗内,Catherine Houssay,Anny Seneque,Eloïse Beaune,洛朗斯·马斯利亚,Agnès Sourdillon,Melissa Chartier,Valérie Morat,雅克·维列雷,弗朗索瓦·佩里埃,米歇尔·加拉布吕,吕菲斯,让-吕克·戈达尔,Philippe Khorsand,Philippe Rouleau
奇葩三人行
537
8.0
HD国语
奇葩三人行
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:龙馨悦,陈森林,孙德强,曹歌
简介:

  林思美、龚鑫、刘擎分别是来自不同领域的底层屌丝小人物。
  林思美外表衣鲜亮丽背地里却有个好赌成性的母亲。
  刘擎自认为是“妇女之友”,实际是一个因为初恋在婚礼前背叛自己后再也不相信爱情。
  龚鑫一边开着古玩店,一边兼职倒卖文物,实际上是个从小就没有妈妈,被爸爸寄养在姑妈家看人脸色生活的人。他们在纷繁的
  社会里骗财、骗色。因缘际会之下,他们各怀私心又为了共同的目的而展开结盟。在一场精心设计的骗局里,自以为聪明的三人却反被恶势力报复,本来一盘散沙的三人竟凭借屌丝小人物的仗义精神逃出魔爪。然而一个阴谋的落幕却又套出另一个阴谋的端倪。林思美的父亲因一桩盗窃案而失踪多年,这一直是林思美家的隐疾,直到他们发现这次的骗局与当年林思美父亲的案件息息相关时,这才让三人察觉到两件事背后隐藏的阴谋,与此同时恶势力也做出了插翅难逃的陷阱等着他们,三人在危难面前凭借坚定的友情与爱情,团结合作,最终不仅解开了多年前的迷案,并将幕后真凶绳之以法。三人在大难面前经历了人情冷暖,也收获了真实情感。在人性的真善美、假恶丑面前,浪子回头金不换,只有团结起来扭成一股绳,与犯罪团伙斗志斗勇,正义才能战胜邪恶。最终三位屌丝小人物捣毁了顽固犯罪团伙,收获了爱情、友情、幸福,重新走上光明大道,开始了崭新的理想生活。

6104
2017
奇葩三人行
主演:龙馨悦,陈森林,孙德强,曹歌
爱到底
835
8.0
HD国语
爱到底
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:刘心悠,范逸臣,陈柏霖,陈怡蓉,柯宇纶,周采诗,川岛茉树代,苏有朋,朱孝天,陆弈静,曾恺玹,赖雅妍,莫子仪,蓝正龙,田中千绘,邱宇辰,阮经天,柯有伦,邱胜翊,叶安婷,郭静
简介:

  三声有幸:本段故事讲述了失去儿子的老母亲,每年儿子忌日都会接到儿子的电话,使她有了活下去的希望。然而这一切都是儿子生前安排好的,找了声音相似也生了重病的阿正(范逸臣 饰)带打的电话。阿正病情越来越重,也在网上找寻和自己声音相同的人,让心爱的女友(赖雅研 饰)有他的声音相随......
  华山·24:心悠(刘心悠 饰)在华山给歌星Lens(柯有纶 饰)当MV女主角。MV导演蓝key(蓝正龙 饰)和心悠是多年前分散的恋人,这次相逢心悠一副不认识他的样子,却和Lens走的亲近。蓝key气愤的质问心悠......原来心悠出了车祸脑前叶受伤,选择性失忆了。知道真相后,两还能走到一起吗?
  幸运:替身演员(院经天 饰)和空姐女友(曾恺瑄 饰)整天争吵冷战不断。有一次,他要拍一个高难特技动作,出门之前两人再次争吵,女友离他而去。在现场他心烦意乱,给女友打去电话,电话没人接听,他不顾一切骑上摩托车狂奔来到飞机场......
  第六号浏海:长相一般的姑娘(周采诗 饰)一直期望找到白马王子。算命先生说,她遇到的第六个拨浏海的男子,就是她的真命天子。满心欢喜的她是否能够如愿以偿......

2816
2009
爱到底
主演:刘心悠,范逸臣,陈柏霖,陈怡蓉,柯宇纶,周采诗,川岛茉树代,苏有朋,朱孝天,陆弈静,曾恺玹,赖雅妍,莫子仪,蓝正龙,田中千绘,邱宇辰,阮经天,柯有伦,邱胜翊,叶安婷,郭静
女儿国的杰基
817
8.0
HD中字
女儿国的杰基
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:文森特·拉科斯特,夏洛特·甘斯布,迪迪埃·布尔东,雅尼莫尼,瓦莱丽·博莱同,米歇尔·阿扎纳维西于斯,诺埃米·洛夫斯基,洛尔·玛尔萨克,威廉·勒布吉欧,Anthony Sonigo,英迪亚·海尔,比阿特丽丝·德·斯塔尔,Frédéric Neidhardt,安娜玛丽亚·沃特鲁梅,瓦莱丽亚·戈利诺,艾曼纽·德芙,里亚德·萨图夫,欧嘉·米尔施泰因,尼古拉·莫里,Solveig Maupu,朱莉·穆利耶,玛丽·贝托,Nick Liani,克里斯蒂安·辛克,伊琳娜·万卡
简介:

  布本人民共和国中,女人生来就有极大的权力,并且可以控制发动战争,而这个国家的男人却要戴着面纱,待在家里照顾小孩。就在这些男人之中,一位20岁的Jacky也跟所有男人们的愿望,都是希望能”嫁”给国家独裁者的女儿─库卢内拉,没想到将军却计画举行一场盛大舞会来招亲,这让Jac ky觉得梦想离他越来越远……

5944
2014
女儿国的杰基
主演:文森特·拉科斯特,夏洛特·甘斯布,迪迪埃·布尔东,雅尼莫尼,瓦莱丽·博莱同,米歇尔·阿扎纳维西于斯,诺埃米·洛夫斯基,洛尔·玛尔萨克,威廉·勒布吉欧,Anthony Sonigo,英迪亚·海尔,比阿特丽丝·德·斯塔尔,Frédéric Neidhardt,安娜玛丽亚·沃特鲁梅,瓦莱丽亚·戈利诺,艾曼纽·德芙,里亚德·萨图夫,欧嘉·米尔施泰因,尼古拉·莫里,Solveig Maupu,朱莉·穆利耶,玛丽·贝托,Nick Liani,克里斯蒂安·辛克,伊琳娜·万卡
糊涂侦探归来
247
8.0
HD中字
糊涂侦探归来
8.0
更新时间:06月12日
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
简介:

  Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.
  Overview
  Differences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude Bomb
  The film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.
  Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.
  Theme music
  Get Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.
  Synopsis
  Maxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.
  Comedic style
  The script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.
  Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".
  1995 revival
  The relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.
  原班人马啊,好想看。TAT

4576
1989
糊涂侦探归来
主演:唐·亚当斯,芭芭拉·费尔顿,伯尼·克佩尔
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